Written 4/25/10
I wish I had a dime for every time
he announced this in his loudest "outside" voice. Walking through the
automatic door at the fruit market--going in. On an airplane waiting
for take-off. Meijer Butterfly Gardens when he exited the restroom.
And always, always in a restaurant. He also has to announce I GOTTA
PEE, OR POOP BUT WAIT RIGHT THERE UNTIL I TELL YOU YOU CAN WIPE MY BUTT
BECAUSE I NEED PRIVACY. He will also announce other peoples bodily
functions in the same voice. And there is nothing more charming than
when he is introduced to someone and he tells them I CAN BURP MY ABC'S.
WANNA HEAR ME? He doesn't even recite his ABC's in English yet let
alone in Burpish.
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